Gov’t-funded ‘blowjob’ lessons for 6-year-olds—another Eggen ‘triumph’

Gov’t-funded ‘blowjob’ lessons for 6-year-olds—another Eggen ‘triumph’

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As Alberta moves ever closer to that magnificent day when its socialist government will at last disclose the sweeping changes it proposes to make in what our public schools are teaching, the forerunning events grow ever more preposterous. Last week, however, they hit a new low, or high, depending on the viewpoint.

“Would you believe,” I asked a close friend, a man who has seen a great many preposterous things in his lifetime, “that the government of Alberta has been discovered to be funding a website which offers children down to the age of six, specific instructions on how to give ‘blow jobs?’” He had an instant answer: “If you mean ‘oral sex,’ as they call it, then my answer is no. No government that I can imagine would be pushing such stuff on little children. It just wouldn’t happen. The facts have to be mistaken.”

“The facts,” I said, “are not in dispute.” A website has been developed for use in the sex clubs, established in twenty some public schools as “refuges” for homosexual and trans-gendered students in Grades K-12. i.e. roughly six years of age to 17. The website, formed by the government and addressed to these clubs, gives instructions on oral sex, also provides information on various methods on masturbation, and offers illustrated instructions on techniques for gay and lesbian sex.

My friend had the same response that I’ve been hearing for weeks: “Where, where, where is the opposition? The answer to that question is that they’re hiding, in fact quaking in their boots. The parental announcement came out early in the week. By Wednesday the parents’ website, Informed Albertans, run by Theresa Ng, had received more than 30,000 hits. When Education Minister David Eggen arrived in the house Thursday, he should have come under such a withering fusillade of questions, jibes and jeers that it convulsed the whole assembly. But at both the morning and afternoon sittings, not a single word on the subject was mentioned. Why? Because both the supposedly conservative parties, the Progressive Conservatives and the Wildrose, are terrified — and that’s the right word — of the approbation of the gay movement and the media. The truth is, they are afraid they will be called names, very nasty names.

Thus, the Alberta opposition as it stands presents a disgusting exhibition of spineless ninnies. Mention the word “homophobe” and they all scurry in terror and hide under their desks “Please, please, please don’t call me those awful names — bigoted, hateful, etc. I promise, really promise, I’ll never again say anything bad about perverts. I dearly love perverts. Some of my best friends are perverts. And I’m so glad to see the government is providing our children with a program clearly intended produce a whole lot more perverts.”

This article continues at [Ted Byfield Blog] Gov’t-funded ‘blowjob’ lessons for 6-year-olds—another Eggen ‘triumph’

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